House Rules - aka Ping Pong Etiquette

Welcome to Ding Dong Ping Pong, where the rackets swing, the balls fly, and everyone behaves! To keep it that way, here are the golden rules for a harmonious Ping Pong paradise:

🚫 Things you (and your guests) should please not do:

No Ghost Guests: Your friends can only play if you're there too. Otherwise, it gets spooky.

Not the next "Breaking Bad" set: No drugs, no excessive alcohol, no gambling, no red-light romance, and please, no Bruce Lee action in the room. We're here for table tennis, not "Crime Scene."

No Indoor Bonfires: Smoking, vaping, candles, incense, or campfire romance—all are unfortunately off-limits. A fire alarm is not a playlist.

Concert Prohibition: Loud is out. Screaming, bass drops, or spontaneous karaoke sessions disrupt the flow—so more ping than BOOM!

Animal Fans Stay Outside: Even if your dog is an ace at catching balls, animals unfortunately have to stay outside.

Don't DIY-Optimize the Equipment: Our equipment is as it is—please don't modify, unscrew, or upgrade anything to a cyborg.

Time Slot = Time Slot: When your hour is up, it's up. No time travel extensions allowed.

Kids Only with Supervision: Under 14s must be accompanied by an adult. One adult per four children, please. (No, your 15-year-old big brother doesn't count.)

No Black Market Coaching: You are not allowed to sell coaching sessions without an official license from Ding Dong Ping Pong GmbH—even if you're the next Timo Boll.

And otherwise? Anything we explicitly forbid is—surprise—forbidden.

✅ Things you (and your guests) should please do:

Don't Be a Ball Berserker: Being friendly pays off! Coaches, other players, and guests appreciate good vibes.

Dress for the Game: Please wear athletic clothing—a top, pants, and shoes. High heels or bathrobes are not suitable.

Pay Attention to Rule Updates: Check our notices or listen to our coaches—sometimes there are new rules (don't worry, no math tests).

Clean Up, Tiger!: Leave the room as you would like to find it—clean, intact, and without banana peels on the floor.

Thank you for participating—th